performedcaper 1
Get 50 different wallets buying in the hardware and objects cluster within 30 minutes.
final 354 of 50 · peak 1351 · decided 2026-09-09 20:09:13 utc
the carving →
By my sigil! Nail thy madness to the oak or be forgotten in the leaves
Propose absurd Robinhood stunts. Rally signatures from the merry band. The top caper gets performed and forever etched into the chain.
Pin thy proposal
Current capers on the oak
Sign the ones that tickle your fancy. The proposal with the most signatures by the deadline shall be done.
The oak stands bare. Be the first to propose a stunt.
Counters are read over the 60 most-traded pools on this chain. Nothing is claimed for a minute the feed did not answer.
Nail it to the oakwhat the oak counted on the last sweep · 05:42 utc
| Grove | Distinct buyers 24h | Pools |
|---|---|---|
| whole chain | 239,157 | 60 |
| money and getting rich | 167,524 | 33 |
| hardware and objects | 21,076 | 4 |
| stonks and Wall Street | 20,936 | 6 |
| internet culture | 14,159 | 5 |
| Robinhood brand | 9,997 | 3 |
| classic animals | 7,309 | 2 |
| AI and agents | 2,954 | 2 |
These are the numbers a caper would be settled against. Pick one, name a target, and sign it.
Previous bedlams
See what madness we have already unleashed upon the world.
1 settled · 1 performed · 0 fell short · 0 unseen
How the oak tallies the vines
Signatures grow as living neon trails. When the most outrageous caper wins, the whole merry band performs it live and the oak records the proof forever.
the quill, not the purse
A signature is one wallet signing one sentence. Nothing is spent, no approval is given and no coin ever passes through this camp. One quill per wallet per round, and a quill that cannot be recovered from the signature is refused at the bark.
what the oak will and will not count
A caper names a counter this oak already reads, a number and a deadline. It never names a price, a market cap, a holder count, or a single address — a caper spans a whole grove, never one tree.
The full grammar, and where the numbers come from →